Why is it that most gear related to beer has a dude styling it? If it’s a some fancy glass or something that can remotely be applied with some sex appeal, instead of dude you get some Swedish Bikini Blonde rocking it.

Personally, I’d like to see an average geeky looking person of the female gender sporting the BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt. Something I think I can rock pretty nicely.

Seriously. I’m willing to bet that if us girls were sporting this thing, we’d probably have guys on us faster than carrying bacon in our purses (a-la the Taco Bell commercial) What’s going to grab more attention than a girl naked in a bar?

Although, I can see how this shirt can get dangerous for us at our local pub. So, maybe along with this a nice taser accessory would be appropriate.

But you boys out there, should seriously think about getting this shirt for $19.99 at ThinkGeek.com. Nothing says “I’m a cool drinking kind of geek” than a robo-bottle opening shirt.

For good measure, here’s the Taco Bell commercial. If all the guys looked like them, I’d rock a side of fried pork belly this weekend.

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